posted 11-09-1999 06:15 PM
Opportunity never knocks at the door,
It pounds on the door, usually at
an ungodly hour.
...ong!
Huh wha..att snor......yawn
"News Flash: Tangos have
Taken over the east coast"
Holy shit fell asleep again in front of the damn box, and the network
gamers are after the East again.
What for? they tried this last week
and could not grow rice in Boston!! geeeswizz.
Hee Hee I'll just feed
them some bad shell fish _ Hmm does this month have an "R" in its
name
Click click clackity clickity clack--kkk It does now-- clickity
clackity clackity clickity ka-clack
BingaBonga-bongaBunga!!
Dang someone is tired of living, ringing my
door bell at 3AM
"What the fu..."
MY oldest and dearest friend says, "Here, hold this"
"Uh ...,. Ok ", as I look at 5 gal glass bottle with a gallon or two of
milk shake in it.
My Partner says."remember those people I told you about, with the 115
bottles of E"
"Yeah sure I 'member them,", I reply.
"Well they want you cook the
stuff up, those other dudes sat on it five days and don't know what they,
are doing"
Greedy I says, " 3am emergencies the price went up to 50%"
Partner says ,"Well I can take it back then"
Thinking for 1/2 a second " Sit down tell me da story, while I wake up"
Snnnooorrrrtttttt
He unloads the dreary details
"So what your saying is they gave you:
450 grams of semi processed E
1-1/2 pounds of RP,
3 pounds of I2
and you have it all with
you, NOW! and this is it?
115 bottles of - 120s - 60 mg right?
When
was the last time you did any math?
And I get a third, why that is 150
grams 4 oz no that's 5 ozers.
Your math, but you better check the
numbers again my friend !!"
My deal, "In addition, I want the 5gallon jug, all the RP, and all the
I2, fair enough?? And they will get what they plan on, kewl?!!!
"yup, sounds good to me ,,,.. that's the way I see it, too ", says
partner
An hour later after slaving over the Buchner, Adding a lye solution ,
big clumps of white shit come screaming up to the top of the separatory
funnel
Partner Says " hey what is that shit?"
Replying politely I say, , "That is the E, my good friend"
"duh, how did you do that so quick ?" asked partner
"It is one those Hive things, you know Bee lore , You wouldn't
understand"
"Partner remarks, " Wow, sure looks like a Lot"
"Heee heee", I says, "Here take this down and boil off the fluids, and
use the fan so it don't catch fire."
Well you can guess the rest of the story,
True? I suppose, It is, I
can't admit to anything,
except it seemed to be a great story
especially for a slow Monday.
100 bottles @ 7.2 grams a bottle = 720 gms
_10 bottles @ 7.2 grams a
bottle = _72 gms
__5 bottles @ 7.2 grams a bottle = _36
gms
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115
bottles = 828 gms
828 x 90 % = 738
but dem dudes spilled some of
it,
600 x 50% = 300gms right on da button, says I..